{"product_id":"christmas-b-tches-christmas-ornament","title":"Christmas B*tches - Christmas ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSealed, stamped, and hung with pride.\u003c\/em\u003e ✉️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas B*tches\u003c\/strong\u003e, an ornament by \u003cstrong\u003eAll The Ways To Say\u003c\/strong\u003e, is hand-painted in gold-tone enamel shaped like a postage stamp, Santa in heart-shaped sunglasses front and center, \"Ho Ho Ho, It's Christmas Bitches\" stamped across his beard. He measures 65 x 52 mm and glides as light as a letter, never enough to bend the branch he hangs from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHe arrives in an illustrated gift box, ready to be spotted from across the room. Hang him on the tree, or give him to the friend who'll find him first, every single year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOnce he's on the tree, he's not leaving. 🎄\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"All the ways to say","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59844970873166,"sku":"CO27","price":7.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0826\/3607\/9438\/files\/christmas-bitches-enamel-ornament.webp?v=1787302538","url":"https:\/\/b2b.allthewaystosay.com\/products\/christmas-b-tches-christmas-ornament","provider":"Allthewaystosay.com Wholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}